The Liberal Democrats have been the surprise package of the 2019 election season. By that, we don’t mean that they’ve seen a shocking success, rather that their plans for the indefinite retention of neoliberalism has exploded like a parcel bomb.
Jo Swinson should be congratulated on her achievement of tanking the entire Lib Dem campaign as the last time a Liberal leader bombed so badly Jeremy Thorpe had just shot the dog of his secret gay lover. Perhaps “shooting the dog” should become a new euphemism for the regular nosediving performances of the obsolete Liberal Democrats.
But now the Yellow Tories have come up with a new policy that is going to turn it all around.
No, not more nuclear armageddon. This is one that they’ve got in the bag, a dead cert…
They’re going to insult every household in Britain.
More uncharitable readers might suggest they’ve been doing just that since 2010 and their alliance with David “austerity” Cameron. But no, we like to think that this new policy has potentially groundbreaking marketing appeal.
Vote Liberal Democrat this December and ensure that the insult continues for another five years.